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Some England Jokes to cheer you up

Published: 28/06/2010 16:04:04


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One thing we are good at in England is laughing and having a sense of humour. Here are some jokes to help cheer you up from your World Cup Blues!

 

"David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney."

 


 

"The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six."

 


 

"I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock."
 


 

"Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door."

 

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